caked out

When a girl has way too much makeup on, to the point that it looks caked on.

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

"Yeah right man, look at her face. She's totally caked out."

by alex November 30, 2006

Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 21, 2007

Cared

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014

Carpedo

A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.

An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.

by Leotard22 April 22, 2009

Caked Balls

(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.

Peter gave Chuck some caked balls to suck on.

by MickJules August 26, 2009

Caked it

When someone throws up due to excessive drinking

Becky caked it after the party last night

by UrFuckinMum November 26, 2016

cakeday

The anniversary of a person's birth, traditionally celebrated with a party which includes cake, hence the name.

Me: Whoa Alex you're 24 today! Happy cakeday!
Alex: Thanks!

by doctor horny September 2, 2013