Slut Candy

The morning-after pill.

"9 out of 10 unfaithful whores choose slut candy!"

by Slim Daddy August 29, 2006

Shackle Candy

(Noun) A derogatory term for an attractive black female with dark skin similar to an African who would have been brought over as a slave.

Man 1: Damn that black girl is fine!

Man 2: I'm not really into dark-skinned girls...

Man 1: What? You don't like Shackle Candy?

by whoDunnit October 2, 2012

grunt candy

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

by PrivateR.Miller August 21, 2015

candyass

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

candy bagging

the act of a male wearing a thong "g-string" backwards

Check out Jim, he's totally candy bagging it by the hot tub!

by moe2d2 May 27, 2010

candy ass

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations

That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.

by m November 7, 2003

Candy Crush

An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.

"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268

by yokv12 January 31, 2016