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calvin

being mega-helpful, and generally well-receiving; an abnormally helpful person
guy: "man, we were getting harassed by these randys online, when suddenly this calvin got them booted."

other guy: "ho shit! nice bro!"
by jeedubs February 13, 2010
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Random Calling Victim

A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.
Wendy's phone randomally went through her contacts found Raluph's number and called it. Raluph answered it to a bunch faint voices and ruffles from being in her pocket. He frantically screamed hello 100 times before he hung up. Raluph suffered as a Random Calling Victim.
by ChadSonZor November 6, 2009
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Calvin Harris-ed

When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face
by Baychesbecrayy March 18, 2017
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Calling Dinosaurs

vomiting (think of the sound you make)
Dean: What the hell were you doing in there for so long?

Terry: Oh man, we got wasted last night, I've been calling dinosaurs all morning.
by brockstud41 December 12, 2007
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tru calling

a show starring eliza dushku. the show is about tru (eliza), who works in a mourge. people who died unnatural death ask her for help, and then the day rewinds ,so tru can save them. through the course of the show many twists and turns occured, such as tru's opposite jack came in who did what tru does accept he preserves fate and stops tru from saving lives.
guy1: hey did u watch tru calling last night?
guy2: no! shiteeeeee what happened?
by ps7 September 13, 2005
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Calvin

nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?

girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up
by trey13 October 24, 2008
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Clawing

the act of "clawing" your friends next you when watching a horror movie.
(during the climax of a horror movie)

Girl #1: HOLY SHIZNETS!!!!
Girl #2: OMGAWD!@#? (claws girl #3)
Girl #3: stop clawing me -_- you ain't no bear
by zazzalo April 28, 2009
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