cactus

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 27, 2006

Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Cactus cooler

Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)

Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight

by Chemble June 12, 2011

Cactus pussy

when you have a not fully shaved vagina; or just grown in pubic hair

Jared: damn Leah why you gotta have a cactus pussy?
Leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!

by katyperry December 27, 2012

Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

Rotund Nigga Cactus

When a nigga be on that pack.

That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!

by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019