Crited

To blow a large load all over a girls face.

Guy 1: So how did last night go?

Guy 2: Dude i crited her.

Guy 1: Nice

by the1andonny October 23, 2010

Cited.

A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.

Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."

by aherdofjews June 1, 2011

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015

Petite Clite

a little clitorus
pronounced "petite cleat"

1. did you pleasure your girlfriend?
2. well kinda, she had a petite clite

by mister_a_1234 January 18, 2009

Cuetemefal

A cutie that eats hamburgers while wearing a gear.

You see that Cuetemefal over there at macdonalds?

by LuxCoissants February 2, 2020

Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria

As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.

by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022

FREAK-CITED!!

Freakin EXCITED to the nnth degree!! Over the moon happy...jumpin up & down, crank the music dancin ' happy!

I got all FREAK-CITED when I heard Venus is her name...yea baby she's got it! Oh Daddeeeeeeeee...get ready ; )FREAK-CITED!!

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 14, 2014