Skip to main content

Coronavirus 

Why did this dude have to eat a bat? LIKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING EATING A STUPID BAT?!?! NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET SOME DANG TOILET PAPER AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MY SOCIAL LIFE I-
Coronavirus: Teehee Hi
Everyone: OH HECK TO THE NO

Coronavirus 

Something Levi started to fuck with Shane’s year.
Levi - “I know just the thing that will ruin Shane’s year, Coronavirus”

Coronavirus 

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.
Coronavirus by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

coronavirus 

a virus for some odd reason named after a beer with a very sour taste and is a global pandemic going around everywhere closing down everything some things to note are that the corona virus has been here for longer than 2019 covid-19 is also fatal to old people and to auto immune systems (this is very serious and we should stay home and stay clean
coronavirus by kimmy jimmel April 7, 2020

Coronavirus 

gay that will poop itself on south america
i just coronavirus'ed myselfish country
Coronavirus by notpooper February 29, 2020