william coghlan

great guy with a massive cock. will fuck you until its rap. will loves u so much he will simp for u and huggie u

william coghlan will kill ur whole family if u dont fuck him

by wills dummy thicc February 21, 2021

Coggernaut

A slang term for people who impersonate gay and/or British people.

Steve impersonated Edward (gay), Simon Cowell (British/gay), Ryan Seacrest (gay), and himself (questionable gender) all within one hour, hence making him a coggernaut.

by Stephen James Randle June 25, 2009

cognitive orgasm

An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.

*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget

I just had a cognitive orgasm when I heard that scientists found anti matter utilizing the Hadron Collider

by Lenny Klever May 2, 2011

cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

Cognitive Dissonance

The paradoxical belief that Marxism and Communism lead to the dissolution of Government.

Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?

by YourConscience March 16, 2019

cogburn

Absolutly the greatest ever.
Having to do with something or someone being epic.
Cogburned would involve being pwned

Dude! That is so freaking cogburn.
I totally fucking cogburned you.

by deepfriedhamster February 17, 2008

Coggins

Used to refer to the most badass creatures alive dominating in all aspects of pure, raw masculinity. Christ-like by nature, they has a tendency to be somewhat spontaneous.

Dude did you see that freak go ape shit on him?? I bet he's a coggins!

by Tommy McFearsome the Third December 22, 2008