clothes fucking

basically like dry humping. but instead its called clothes fucking and its really really fun and hawt and sexy.

we were clothes fucking all night long

by P H I S H <3 January 13, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 11, 2010

mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.

Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!

by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011

skin clothing

Skin clothing is what brohoes wear.
it represents dirtbiking.

is she wearing skin clothing? shes a brohoe.

by 951 TR September 16, 2007

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

tickly cloth

When the cloth of your undergarments tickle your erogenous areas, preventing you from sustaining a conversation.

"Brenda starts stuttering mid sentence, she has a tickly cloth".

by Awjdg March 20, 2017

hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020