ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009

F you button

The act of hitting the silent/reject/ignore button when some one is calling you on your cell phone that you don't want to talk to. You are essentially telling them "F you" hence it is called hitting the F you button.

This action may also be known as call dodging or a polite hangup

My dad was calling to gripe at me so I hit the F you button.

When my phone rang and I saw on the caller ID it was that ugly girl from down the street I had to hit F you button.

by B_._Money_._Vise March 11, 2008

belly button

A sexy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. You can feel it in your testicles/ovaries a little when you poke it.

Rapist: <pokes belly button>
Victim: Ah! Stop raping me!
Rapist: Can you feel it in your balls?

by belly button rapist March 19, 2009

red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

by mongo5 November 22, 2006

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

buttolph

uncommon last name originating form england. often turned into "butt-loft" or mispronounced in a variety of other ways. Only cool people have this name.

telemarketer: "is mr. or mrs. buttloft there?"
me: "its buttolph"
Telemarketer" "buttloaf?"
me: "buttolph"
Telemarketer: "buttelf?"
me: *click*

by buttloph October 8, 2008