Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.

Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window

by toasty-mm November 9, 2010

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015

Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "

We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!

by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

Butter's creamy goo

An energy drink

I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!

by MIKEPENCEMEME November 1, 2017

Butlerphile

the teacher that grabs your penis and sleeps in class

omg "butlerphile" is at it again.

by oogahinfyo May 6, 2019

Butter-Drummed

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.

The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.

by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022