A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.
The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.
This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.
This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by coyotemutt March 7, 2014
Get the bumpermagnet mug.The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker
My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker
by mypimppony May 4, 2015
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bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
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The term "brimping" gained popularity with fans of the comic Sex Criminals, published by Image Comics, with fans referring to themselves as "brimpers."
The term "brimping" gained popularity with fans of the comic Sex Criminals, published by Image Comics, with fans referring to themselves as "brimpers."
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Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends
Hannah: why are we friends
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