earthlink broadband

GAYEST PIECE OF CRAP CONNECTION EVER. IF I COULD HAVE THE CHOICE OF BEING PUT IN JAIL AND RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE or TO GET EARTHLINK BROADBAND I WOULD WANT TO GOTO JAIL AND GET RAPED BY 10 50 YEAR OLD MEN NAMED JOE. (I'm not gay btw)

Hey I just took a crap in the toilet, wanna see?

Yeah sure, omg wtf is that crap it's the gayest thing i've ever seen it looks like shit it has corn in it.

Yeah it's earthlink broadband!!!!

by My aim SN is DJ V3X im me so i can be your friend August 6, 2003

Bovad

Its just a shorter, more cooler version of "bothered"....

1. Errrr...does this face look bovad?

by SoljahOfFate June 9, 2005

Broadcast

When I need to pick up a chick I just go fishing, I broadcast. It's that easy.

I went broadcasting yesterday. What a catch, she be like a ten.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

broval

The oval at The Ohio State University where all the bros and slampieces flock during Spring Quarter. Nothing better than walking to class and seeing some girl in a bikini laying out and bros playing catch with a football.

Hey man do you wanna head to over the broval later today to chill and maybe toss the pigskin arounf?

by jijiji June 28, 2011

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Broadown

It's a brodown road trip, whereupon due to the rules of the brodown, no females are permitted. the additional road trip factor to follow all standard regulations of a road trip, allowing for any due arbitrary fluctuations.

Ben: Hey, Joel gets out of school friday, but he doesn't want to pay for the plane ticket home.

Anthony: Dude....broadown?

by Buttluncher January 20, 2009

Broad-mance

Similiar to a "bro-mance" but with cool broads instead of douchebags.

Abby and Tara totally have a broad-mance going on.

by MissDistress April 10, 2011