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Brobbery

Bribing someone and then beating the shit out of them and stealing the bribe back.
-I was playin The Godfather on XBox the other day and i totally capped an FBI agent after I bribed him to end a mob war.
-WHAT?! You committed brobbery? Dude, you're such a BAMF.
by bob weoddababyeetsaboy January 12, 2009
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brolese

meaning "of brol" this italian surname refers to the ocupants of the ancient castle "brol". it is said that the all-mighty father apeared in brol and blessed every brolese with the devinity of god himself. many brolese live amoung us today, whom posess devine knowlege of all that is good. also heavenly good looks.
super-menbrolese
by Simon Paul August 2, 2010
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Broclean

When you and your bro clean your apartment together.
Dude, our apartment looks like shit. It's time for a broclean
by Swedeishmon April 18, 2011
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brablem

an issue or discomfort resulting from a bra malfunction
Person 1: I was late to work because I had trouble getting the back of my bra snapped shut.

Person 2: Sounds like you had a brablem.
by therary May 5, 2011
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Booblepert

A fabulous raccoon with a cowboy hat and a rainbow tail! Habitats include WeHo and Castro. A real party animal! Sadly, due to the Booblepert's promiscuous behavior, he has many diseases.
We partied our balls off in West Hollywood last night with Booblepert, but now my pooper hurts.
by Pooplebert June 30, 2011
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brobershop

A barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a Guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullshit. Everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.

A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."
"Fuck the brobershop, I'm getting my haircut at the old Italian guy's place down the road. I don't care if I have to walk five more blocks. I pay half the price and don't have to listen to Tiesto."

"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."

"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."
by Abdallah Price February 24, 2013
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brolexia

Bro1: you are in great shape man
Bro2:no my arms are only 20 inches

Bro1:you need help you might have brolexia
by Necco99 January 16, 2017
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