Brass Faucet 

Peeing on someone's face after sodomy. Ideally in the person's mouth.

O man, jizzing up your butt really makes me need to take a leak. Open up for a Brass Faucet.

Brass Faucet by sogoodalways April 9, 2009

Brass Gas Mask

The act of farting in a blow job.

I was going down on Fred when he gave me a brass gas mask, that's him going solo from now on.

Brass Gas Mask by Sour creek August 9, 2016

brass mouthpiece 

Wearing a green hoodie and jerking off into your saxophone before playing the New Zealand national anthem.

At first I thought his pace was off, but after the climax into the horn, that Brass Mouthpiece brought a tear to my eye, and my mum's eye too, and she's a tough bugger to make cry.

brass mouthpiece by Aloyisus Appleseed July 16, 2023

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

brass balls by max August 9, 2004

brass monkey 

A nightclub located in Narre Warren frequented by teenyboppers and old afghanis. Highest bogan concentration of the south eastern suburbs (melbourne). Adam 12 play there!

hey dazza, gazza, cheryl, lets go yo the monkey to listen to some nickelback and own some wild turkeys!!!

brass monkey by leonie April 3, 2003

Brass Monkey 

When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.

1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"

2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"

P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."

Brass Monkey by T.H.E.Jasper April 28, 2010

brass balls

'Brass balls' are what Santa's elves need, when they complete their work for Christmas. Reference comes from 2005 Saturday Night Live skit, featuring Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin waved those brass balls in front of Santa's elves - was that a call to glory, or just showing off?

brass balls by Rat Genesis April 18, 2006