Bogstanded

when someone is so old and terrible and useless, they have no chance of accomplishing anything

Tim is such a bogstanded mank of a web designer

by Stocks is low July 18, 2007

Boasting

Brag

A lot of people are boasting about this soul food restaurant

by P Ann September 19, 2018

Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010

benstraighting

It is that time of the month when one gets irritable and crabby, essentially the male version of PMS. While the bleeding is minimal, the whining is not. Stay away!

It's just that time of the month, he's benstraighting.

by vinegarstrokes July 7, 2011

Bobstacle

is a cross between bob and Testical, a name often given to one that has amazing super powers, and is mainly given to those special people who go by the wonderful name, Luciano!!!

"hey, Luciano... you're such a bobstacle"

by luigiano October 4, 2011

bonatti

Noun.

A man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return.

That bonatti is working his girls hard.

by rextherunt July 22, 2014

Bogster

Having or showing intelligence, especially of a high level.

"She is a highly bogster woman." Used with nouns: "You are an bogster child." "I had a very bogster conversation with her."

by dummychong February 20, 2019