Bellinger

Mysterious Last Name. Was probably given to the guy who rang the bell in a tower. Bell + Ringer - R = Bellinger

"That weirdo in the tower is a real Bellinger"

by Bigger Balls July 2, 2008

German Blender

A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.

If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!

by Animalraper69 April 22, 2011

gender blender

Very similar to a gender bender which is a person who outwardly exhibits characteristics of both men and women except this involves someone who identifies as one gender but who exhibits more characteristics of the other in terms of manner and demeanor as opposed to matters pertaining to dress, makeup and the like.

Daryl wears men's clothes, enjoys typically male pursuits, doesn't want to be female and isn't gay yet he talks with an effeminate lisp and has very prominent Jazz hands. He's not a welcome addition to the local gun club even though he's banged over 500 women. He's a real gender blender.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.

get u're bell out of my damn ear!!

by Crocky April 23, 2004

bellend

unit of measurement.

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.

by giraffeheart July 28, 2012

Berlender

Kind, intellectual, smart, caring, romantic, a chef, ambitious, very funny, not friendly and Berlender is able to create joy, putting smiles around him. Always there when we need to talk, curious about a lot of different topics, he is always able to find positive in everything. He has the ability to open conversations with anyone.

I wish I were a Berlender ." " Berlender is the coolest guy ever."

-hey, why are you always so happy?

-because i have a Berlender in my Life(:

by anonymous November 23, 2021

bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023