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Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.
“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!
by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009
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beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.
Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.
by TokerX August 27, 2003
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turbo beaver

The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.
"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"

"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
by eolivine January 16, 2010
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Justine Beaver

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians
Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?
by smartgirlie February 28, 2011
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Justin Beaver

Justin Beaver is a bitch celeberty from Canada that all the 12 year girls love he is useless regarded as a "gay"/"fag"
Don't you just hate that greedy bastard Justin Beaver
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beaver beard

When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.
I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.

Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.
by peznux January 22, 2008
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beaver face

A term used to define an over thirties man who has all the following characteristics:

1. A goatee
2. Bald or balding
3. Spectacles (rounded)
4. A gut
5. An inflated opinion of himself

He is likely to have a Harley-Davidson and come from Canada/U.S. although the phenomenum is spreading to the U.K.. Particularly common in English language schools abroad.
What the new guy like?
- Another damn beaver face. Where do they make them?
by Joe Peters October 14, 2007
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