Double Brown Banana Slices

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

by Boots Mctooty March 30, 2011

Second Banana

1) A Sidekick, a subordinate
2) See also: Malka

"Holy peeled fruit, Batman! I didn't realize I was your Second Banana!" Robin exclaimed while cruising in the Batmobile.

Malka needs her own identity: most people regard her solely as Shana and/or Sasi's Second Banana.

by Sasi G. December 14, 2008

banana tits

tits that sag then swoop up like bananas

that chick has some gross banana tits.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Banana

A yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutbutter and jelly.

"It's peanutbutter jelly time!"

by Baha October 1, 2004

Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate

"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."

by Big Birm October 11, 2004

george orwell banana stalking

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?

by there's four of us January 25, 2009

Banana slug

Code for “I’m falling in love with you.” It originates from the Netflix series Everything Sucks!, in which the character Luke promised to use this code word if he found himself falling in love with the lesbian character Kate.

This phrase is generally used on its own with no context.

“If I find myself falling in love with you, I’ll yell ‘banana slug!’ and you can head for the hills.”

by OfAvalor May 10, 2018