Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

bayish

adjective: a combination of "bitch" "gay" and "douche"

an accidental slip of starting to say "bitch" then changing to "gay douche" mid-syllable

Example:
Richard "Lets go riding tonight"

Jim "Nah man, I just washed my quad and my girl wants to stay in tonight"

Richard "Don't be bayish"

by beyats May 13, 2009

Bayliner

Only ugly niggas named Tyler own this boat

Look, of course Tyler has a bayliner

by Consp May 29, 2019

Dirty Baylie

The act of banging hot strippers while you are still wearing your fishing gear and pissed on hot beer. As you ejaculate you scream "3 metre Flatty" and hold your dick like a fishing rod and cast your cum all over the catwalk.

After fishing and drinking all day I stopped and had a Dirty Baylie at the local strip joint.

by Hornymilitarybois November 19, 2020

Ballislife

ball is not life

when a child/tween/teen/adult says the following, "ballislife" just know that ball is not life, Uterus is.

by judymcbigbottayy May 29, 2018

ballistic

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

by Capital V November 9, 2007

baylieve

To Baylieve is to have faith that even though You follow the way of Baylife, everything will turn out ok.

Jim: "Hey man, don't you have a Exam coming up"
James:" Yea, but fuck that.. BAYLIFE"

Jim:"What if you fail".
James:"Its alright, I Baylieve!"

by Bayliever October 1, 2013