STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013

Bastardfuck

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck

Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

yella bastard

Old-fashioned term for a coward; a wussman of huge proportions; one who has no backbone or the balls to stand up for himself.

That yella bastard is runnin' away from us cuz he's a pussy!

by staccato brainstem February 10, 2005

skeeby bastard

one you cannot trust.

"Kim Jung Ill, you are one skeeby bastard."

"Today students, we're going to learn what a skeeby bastard Hitler was."

"Brian stole my stash! What a skeeby bastard!"

by Troycifer October 21, 2006

Pommy bastard

English people. Did you see they dirty pommy bastards shagging each other like dirty fairy cunts yes Jimmy I did they ain’t got a dicks so they use a dildo strapper. Don’t worry they’re only Hairy sheep shagging bastards

Pommy bastards are so stuck up their arse but then lose to Australia in everything they do. And I’m Scottish

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Black Cat Bastard

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

by Runick February 3, 2015