Vanessa Jane barber

A blonde cunt with no facial expression

Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber

“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”

“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”

by Guccisliderpimp October 10, 2018

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

barbecue sauce

a substance to be on someone’s titties.

I’m sittin here, barbecue sauce on my titties.

by Yeetermyskeeter July 8, 2019

barbadian

a person from barbados

jim- hey arnt u a barbadian?!?

molly- ya im from barbados how about u?

jim- o im from wisconsin

molly- o ok

by ashgab August 6, 2008

barbell bitch

(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.

2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.

In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.

by boggler August 17, 2005

Dutch Barbecue

when you take a nasty shit and someone goes in right after you

I've been hoping Cedric would invite me over for a Dutch Barbecue for years now.

by poppel March 20, 2009

barbeque black man

A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.

"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."

by ben & hannah February 16, 2009