throw a barbecue

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.

Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.

by Heinz57 March 18, 2010

barbie feet

When a woman takes off her heels after a long night and her feet are stuck in the shoe position minus the shoe, like a barbie dolls feet. Often this happens because the foot hurts to much to move back to normal position so the foot just stays pointed.

I wore my new 4 inch heels out the other night and when i came home and took them off i had barbie feet for the next hour.

by Miss Amazin May 27, 2008

Barbara Cartland

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Barbourian

A wax-jacketed, huntin', fishin' shootin' type, such as me, of the English countryside, who loves to indulge in all things bucolic and preserving of the rural landscape, including killing and eating as much of it as possible. As me, quite possibly ex-Army, wont to driving old Land Rovers, being rather poor and fond of cord trousers and tweed if a chap and nice skirts and floppy straw hats if a chappette.

Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.

Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.

William Boot, erstwhile and unlikely hero of Waugh's novel Scoop and the writer of "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", might well be described, by today's standards, as a Barbourian.

by Roo August 12, 2009

socal barbie

These are chicks with fake everything from their head down to their toes. It usually starts with huge fake tits, oversize lips follows by bleach blond (or sometime red) hair and fake tan. Typical gold diggers that somehow always ended up with broke ass boyfriend rather than rich old guy. They ranges from 20s somethings all the way to 40s something. You can always spot them around Rodeo Drive or around Santa Monica Promenade.

Check out that Socal Barbie with the rich old dude in the Bentley.

by Socal Native August 7, 2011

Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.

"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."

by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023

Barbchop

A word that can mean anything (and that means ANYTHING) you would like

You can use it to be nice, so as not to insuult those close to you.
ex:
Friend: How do these jeans look on me? I love them.
You: (pleasantly) SO barbchop! (in this case barbchop means bad)

OR EVIL, if you would not like to get in trouble to insult those who pester you.
ex:
You: (to some tag along nitwit who thinks they're your friend) You are the most barbchopping person I have ever met! I don't think it would be possible for you to be more barbchop!
(in this case, barbchop means "ridiculously crap" or similar.)

by Bricheese March 23, 2009