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Babylon bandit 

A black man who is known for dating only white women. They tend fawn over white women in a manner that is seen as problematic. They do not find black women attractive only white women

P.S * this is not hate to white women, they can be cool people
I just know this dude is a Babylon bandit, he doesn’t rate black women

It’s easy to spot a Babylon bandit by the type of trim they have.
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brown bandit 

A person who enjoys anal sex. Usually for hours on end.
1: "Man, Diana is such a brown bandit!"

2: "Ya man, she loves it up the ass"
brown bandit by J Rivers April 7, 2010

last biscuit bandit 

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.
"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

Bunghole Bandit 

The actual act of licking and sucking on your wife or girlfriends gumhole until she has an orgasm. Its performed while you are licking her pussy up and down and you sneak down to be a bum sniffer. You gently probe her stink star with the tip of your tongue, taking in her savory flavor and aroma. If she responds positiveley, you keep working on her bunghole until she cums, now your an official bung tonguer. If she responds negativeley, you have to stop the fun and settle for her being a Bunghole Bandit. Stealing any chance of some ass tortilla fun.
I couldn't believe how wet Charlene was this morning. We were up late last night and screwed for hours. I woke up with morning wood and rolled her over. I was lapping away at her musky twat and got the brilliant idea of a little savory ass tortilla action. I eased down and gingerly started licking away at her balloon knot. It was delicious. She said she wasn't up to any cornhole action so I had to settle for her just being a Bunghole Bandit.

Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.
Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!
Jack Bandit by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

Youth Bandit 

A guy who girls date who has no intention of a relationship and just uses them as they stupidly waste their youth. Example is derived from women who foolishly toss away their prime years (20s, early 30s) with guys who will never marry them and then when they wake up and want to date real guys, they are too old to marry or have kids.
"She only wanted to go out with good-looking guys, who all turned out to be youth bandits, now she is a Christmas Cake Girl"
"Instead of dating dudes when she was young and hot, she stupidly pissed away her years with mindless pretty boys who turned out to be youth bandits, and now can look forward to a future of being taken for fucking instead of getting married."
"She could have gotten married to a dude, but allowed the youth bandits to steal her formative years."
Youth Bandit by Jay Hobeika October 10, 2009

food bandit 

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.
I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.
food bandit by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009