BatchMonkey

Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong.

Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today

by Chris Scott January 14, 2004

batch of cookies

Created by clever young individuals, reluctant to use swear words. It is a cute replacement for "bitch". It was created to be used secretly, without other's knowing the true meaning of the word.

Short Form: B n' C, or Batch

Straight Forward: "You stupid batch of cookies." or "Hey Batch."

Sneak Attack: "Well arn't you just a batch of cookies?" {other person -->} "What's that supposed to mean?!"

In anger: "GAHHH!!Batch Of Cookies!!"

by ZoeyANDWhoppi October 17, 2006

bretch

1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.

2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.

3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.

1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"

2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"

3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"

by Kenndawg September 15, 2005

Boner Biting Batch

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!

Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch

by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008

batchet

A bitch and ratchet combined making a batchet.

You see that girl in a mini skirt talking shit, shes a batchet

by thekingtaco11 May 8, 2014

Betch

The accent used when hairy middle eastern men say "bitch".

Yo bro, did you see that betch in the white BMW? I'd pipe that betch real good.

by Shahdaddy April 15, 2017