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1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.

2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.

3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.
1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"

2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"

3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"
bretch by Kenndawg September 15, 2005
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n. a pest, an annoying or troublesome person or thing,
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast

v. to complain
His Physics exam today was a bretch.

That kid looks like an overzealous bretch.
bretch by tinesife December 30, 2011
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Bretch Hill 

Originally the dumping ground for Britain's unwanted, the Oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross Banbury. Has reached news headlines a number of times including the most recent beheading in nearby Mold Crescent.
Person: "oi brrap yo let's go up Bretch and get sum bud off ya mum"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"
Bretch Hill by ElleFi May 21, 2009

Bretch marks 

When a person’s clothing stretches (specifically around the breast area) due to having too large of breasts, with too small of a shirt. This gives the appearance of stretch marks in the shirt material and is best viewed with a white shirt. Also applies to men with moobs.
“Dude, look at that chick walking down the street...major bretch marks with that extra small t shirt with them Double-D’s”

“That guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gym
Bretch marks by joeypockets October 21, 2018

manwall breach 

A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.

Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020