Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

by Alastair November 12, 2003

Badge of Shame

1. A funny-looking temporary identification card that you are forced to wear when you forget to bring your regular photo ID to work. Immediately noticeable due to its tacky appearance (such as a huge yellow label that stands out like a sore thumb), the Badge of Shame immediately communicates to your peers and co-workers that you are disorganized, forgetful, absent-minded, unprepared and/or generally incompetent.

"Sorry I'm late for the meeting. I left my ID at home, and spent 15 minutes explaining to the moron at the front desk why I didn't have my ID before he finally relented and gave me the Badge of Shame."

by Ed L. January 5, 2009

Badger and Skinny Pete

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.

Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.

by quesondriac October 15, 2013

badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

Racked-up like a Badger

1. A huge bar tab that has been left to over-run out of control, unbeknown to the original owner of the tab.

2. Someone who has over indulged in cocaine, causing them to slur like a paraplegic.

(Influenced by the Badger in the movie "It's All Gone Pete Tong")

"Did you see Ed's face last night? bloody hell he was racked-up like a badger."

"Paul you better get down here, I've just checked the bar tab and its racked-up like a badger."

by 15minsoflame August 18, 2011

rusty sherrifs badge

the hole in your arse, see also
rusty bullet wound

she tried to stick her finger in my rusty sherrifs badge

by gary anton November 29, 2003

fish badger

A fish badger is a fish-flavoured badger. The only difference between a normal badger and a fish badger is the taste. There is no difference in fur, texture or general behaviour. Many fish badgers go undetected due to this. Often confused with 'contemporary badger' and sometimes confused with 'fish badger'.

"My God, this one's a fish badger"
"I'm a fish badger, if you don't believe me, suck my paw"
"Why do fish badgers exist?"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006