Baby

When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.

You my baby not my bae

by @spadesbaby December 13, 2017

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

baby

meal that can be eaten

Babies for breakfast!

by i eat babies February 3, 2003

babies

poop machines.

"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."

by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008

Baby

your husband
a cute thing

an ACCIDENT

or your pet

baby

by this isnt sam November 29, 2020