baby

disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry

Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

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A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.

We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.

by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023

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An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

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