Brandon

Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol

“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home”

by Meatball6969 November 28, 2018

Brandon

He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart

Brandon is not a ricky

by Nativeboi12 October 30, 2019

Brandon

A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.

"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"

by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.

Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 5, 2018

Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Brandon

More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.

Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!

by Yee Mage December 8, 2017

Brandon

A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.

Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!

by babykd January 10, 2012