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St. Louis Blues

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top
The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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September Blues

This is the feeling of sadness that occurs when the summer is over and school is now in session. It is often difficult to focus on school since the weather is hot and summer was only recently. September blues are marked by inattentiveness, malaise, and longing. They are cured on October 1st when a person can think about Halloween and the weather is less like summer. Football season can make the September blues more bearable.
Juan: "It is 90 degrees and we are in school. I wish it was still summer!"

Alejandro: Don't worry, it's just the September blues. Come October 1st it will be all over."
by New English July 6, 2010
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Anal Blues

anal problems, after anal sex, such as diarrea, anal loseness, and farts.
Man, I had anal sex, last night, and I have the anal blues.
by Kevin James November 10, 2006
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Tired White Man Blues

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009
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Molly Blues

The time period after the effects of Molly (MDMA) wear off and you feel more withdrawn and somewhat depressed. Usually occurs after large amounts of Molly are taken with equally large amounts of alcohol.
(Guy 1) Hey man, what's with you today
(Guy 2) I got super fucked up on Molly this weekend and I've got those Molly blues
(Guy 1) Shit dude that sucks...was it worth it though
(Guy 2) Fuck yes!!!
by SuperMariooo November 4, 2013
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Alien Blues

Martha: That Sarah girl is so weird. what is she listening to?

Karen: shes listening to Alien Blues
by Your bestie <3 December 9, 2021
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Juul Pod Blues

When someone runs out of juul pods and have no way of getting more. The addiction for pods leaves the user feeling down, since they can't quench their thirst for nicotine. This is the Juul Pod Blues
"Yo homie why you so down?"
"I got the Juul Pod Blues dude"
"Shit man"
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