Job Blocked 

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

Job Blocked by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013

Car cock blocked 

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

Car cock blocked by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

Sock Blocked by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011

cod-blocked 

Similar to cockblocked.

If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
See cockblocked

Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"

cod-blocked by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010

Drop blocked 

The moment in which a person thinks the drop is about to happen in a dubstep song, but is mistaken/disappointed when the drop does not come.

A person is listening to dubstep.

Person: Yes, the drop is coming!
-A few seconds later-
Person: No, the drop didn't happen! I just got drop blocked!

Drop blocked by ApocalypseNOTnow July 9, 2011

Guac-blocked 

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

Guac-blocked by LRob September 22, 2007

Cock Blocked 

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

Cock Blocked by Bartendress February 5, 2006