Definitions by Bartendress

Yesterday 

Dated. Behind the times. Out of fashion.

Did you see the guy at the AMWAY conference wearing the short sleeved button down with the tie? I think his hair was sprayed on. That is so "Yesterday".

Yesterday by Bartendress February 10, 2006

Cock Blocked 

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

Cock Blocked by Bartendress February 5, 2006

Global Meltdown 

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.

I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.

Global Meltdown by Bartendress February 2, 2006