Biff

Doing something that is both very dumb and very painful. causes loss of property or health, or both.

JC made a $20K BIFF by crashing his brand new jeep into the pond and boggin it out.

Pat was walking down the stairs at the club and he biffed hard right in front of some hotties.

by ericl May 3, 2005

Biff King

The king of the biff

Dela Flor is the BIFF KING

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by thebiffking May 31, 2009

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Biff Club

when you put your foot in something over MSN you become part of the biff club i.e. you post something in the wrong convo or trying to be sarcastic over MSN and it not working

Chelsea: OMG I Fancy Danny
Me: {in a differen converstaion} :O DANNY SHELSEA FANCIES YOU!
Chelsea: Why did you just say i fancy danny?
ME: whoops wron convo im in the biff club now

by Katie Rocks June 25, 2008

biff

1. A girl who when seen while fast-forwarding appears to be smokin', but when watched at regular video speed, is found to be unattractive.

2. A girl who could possibly be attractive when seen while fast-forwarding, but is unattractive normally.

I went back to watch the commercial, but it turned out she was just a biff.

by Love Rhino December 20, 2010

biff

really cheap nasty clothes.like one of those shirts with chinese symbols on it.

" your clothes are so biff what are you doing you bif-tech"

by sean January 30, 2005

biff

n. Any general act of stupidity or misfortune. Oftentimes a directly the result of the person's action.

V. The act of making a biff.

"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

n.
"You really biffed that test."
"That was a hardcore biff."
v.
"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

by Second Elliot Skankies March 28, 2005