blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

to batman

to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily

Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"

Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"

by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010

baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.

I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.

by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014

Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

by qwik5 October 22, 2010

baltimore

Welcome to the home of Crabcakes, Club music, chicken boxes and Crown Vics. From Park Heights to Cherry Hill to Greenmount to Edmonson Village, Baltimore is historic Bitches!!! You gotta love us!

The best chicken boxes are in Baltimore!

by R Phoenix April 23, 2006

Batman dat hoe

After boning a random street walker, before paying you shoot a grappling hook out the window and fly out, yelling "I'm Batman, Bitch!"

Person 1 - "I wanna root this hot prostitute but i have no money."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."

by ~Heretic~ July 1, 2008

Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003