Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
by TheCluck June 5, 2019
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Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...
1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*
by One chunky boi May 14, 2018
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A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
by Chris January 28, 2004
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Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.
Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends
by Big N095 June 19, 2018
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Auntie Lu

An Asian women who exhibit internalized racism, particularly by rejecting their own cultural or ethnic identity and expressing preferences or biases aligned with Eurocentric or Western standards. These attitudes may manifest in ways such as proactively and unprovokedly stereotyping Asian men in public, distancing themselves from their heritage, or upholding white-centric beauty and cultural ideals.
She is an Auntie Lu she refuses to date Asian men, citing stereotypes like 'they're too nerdy' or 'not masculine enough,' He looks like my brother"
by iamnotanon November 29, 2024
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Aunty Lu

An Asian woman who despises her heritage and ethnic origins, but worships western culture and adheres to white standards of beauty.

She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).

She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her family’s hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as “unattractive”, “too traditional”, or as “too much like a brother to me”.

She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a “Bananarang”.

It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.

The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.

Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
Lucy is a Chinese-American Aunty Lu, here are some of her favorite quotes:

“I could never date an Asian. They’re so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.”

“Don’t call me Chinese. I’m American.”

“I think racism is a very important issue, but I don’t have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penises”

“I can’t wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western one”

Chinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.”

“Why are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? It’s really putting me off the scene, but I’m only attracted to them so I don’t know what to do.”
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024
mugGet the Aunty Lumug.

Aunty Mfon

She is someone who is partly nice and partly wicked. That means she is a typical human being
p1: have u met Aunty mfon
p2: no
p1: She will make a good wife
p2: give me her number
p1: never
by Lakoto January 27, 2021
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