can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

bag full of assholes

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.

That dog looked smelled worse than a bag full of assholes

by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006

Assholic

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.

Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted

by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006

assholish

noun.
If someone who is not an asshole but at times acts like one, then he or she is an assholish. In fact even a genius can be an assholish.

adjective.
stupid; like an asshole but not quite one.

Nount: Rendall is an assholish.

Adjective: Rendall acts pretty assholish at times.

by BigMak2012 March 13, 2011

A bag of smashed assholes

A Satchel of compressed ani.

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

by offcenter April 20, 2007