This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.
What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass
by Grammar Ninja August 23, 2010
Get the Hair Across Your Assmug. by AYB February 18, 2003
Get the talking out of your assmug. "High up your ass" is a term to define person who is too boastful, who thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone else.
She wont go out with me, she is too high up her ass.
You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.
You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.
by LordZoltan September 2, 2010
Get the High up your assmug. by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005
Get the laugh your ass offmug. a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.
basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.
basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.
bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!
i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.
Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.
Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
by case0flip January 6, 2009
Get the hand you your assmug. 
1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"
by Dylan K. May 4, 2006
Get the head up your assmug.