Appenbix

Superfluous and unnecessary additional hardware component hard-coded with a single purpose to push the agenda of a single OEM

"Did you hear what Apple pulled with removing the headphone jack? Such an appenbix."

by Sandy34 May 4, 2017

azpen

Azpen is the most beatiful person ever. She gets hated alot and you have no clue why. She's the person to make you smile when your sad and who you can be completely comfortable with. You can always trust her and she won't let you down but she can only take so much but she will take what she can and fight for her friends as much as she can! You are lucky if you have an azpen

Did you see azpens ripped jeans today? Ya Ik she looked hot!

by Hehebaby May 3, 2018

arpen

1/2 ding dong with an exciting emotion and always gets all the men

That must be an Arpen

by Bailey Woods May 7, 2018

Appendick

A dick...but with no known biological function.

A person who is useless and worsens the situation and makes an ass of himself/herself.

He is a dick...no he is an Appendick!

by narikivar May 15, 2018

Aspen

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018

Aspen

a stupid birth that needs to go live in a grave sight with her adopted self

BITCH NIGGER CAN SUCK MY LEFT DICKAspen in other hand can suck me

by niggermaddyinthehood May 3, 2019

appendectomy

An appendectomy, also called appendisectomy or appendicectomy, is a surgical operation in which the vermiform appendix (a portion of the intestine) is removed. Appendectomy is normally performed as an urgent or emergency procedure to treat acute appendicitis. Appendectomy may be performed laparoscopically (as minimally invasive surgery) or as an open operation.

He will be out for 1 to 2 weeks because of an appendectomy.

by Gervy May 28, 2019