1 definition by yowwwwyes
An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.
Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
by yowwwwyes December 6, 2018