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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
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Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.
"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
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pulling an Arnold

Pursuing bodybuilding to the point of homoeroticism; including viewing movies about men in g-strings, flexing in the mirror for your roommates, discussing recipes that are high in protein but low in saturated fat
Person A: "Me and my friend were walking shirtless back from the gym and some guy called us fags"

Person B: "Wow, you were really pulling an Arnold"
by He Took Steroids October 12, 2009
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mrs. arnold

The most beautiful, smartest teacher at the school. Famous for being awesome and cool. She has great outfits and her makeup is on point.
Oh man, I have Mrs. Arnold next period!! I can't wait
by Banning May 28, 2016
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arnold palmer

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.
by dat n199a!! June 21, 2009
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

A t-800 sent thorw time by skynet
to Infiltrate America and slowly
work it's way up to President.once it becomes President it will begin construction on the military defence computer skynet and start Jugdement Day.
Don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a terminator
by calgore October 19, 2008
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arnold

A large shit that refuses to be flushed down the toilet.
Oh man! Greg ate too much pork again and stuck a huge arnold in the shitter.
by teslacoil October 7, 2007
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