2 definitions by teslacoil

arnold

A large shit that refuses to be flushed down the toilet.

Oh man! Greg ate too much pork again and stuck a huge arnold in the shitter.

by teslacoil September 23, 2007

Quilton

Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum"

Hence Quilton is now a name for homosexuals, queers, fags, poofters etc.

Guy 1: "Dude check that guy out, he's a total Quilton"
Guy 2: "Yeah I bet he loves your bum"

by teslacoil February 17, 2008