altoid freakazoid

a person who has an obsession with money, weath, and/or finances

Shelly is such an altoid freakazoid that she checks her banking records every day.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke July 28, 2003

Alto

The lower voice part of the female.

Also known as a soprano who can sightread.

How to tell if your an alto:

1)You can sightread.

2)You realize that everyone not in your section is a bimbo, a pompous a**, or that you always have to explain things twice for them.

3)You notice that your part in a piece of music is more elaborate and challenging than the others and you never complain about it, but instead look forward to singing it.

by aveverum October 25, 2008

alton

a very hott guy!!!

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Altoona Steamer

See Cleveland Steamer

One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.

by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008

Alton

noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.

he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!

He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!

by googooman January 4, 2010

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

Almost Skateboards

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

by Ricky Benda July 25, 2008