alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.

Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses

by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

alternatrix

A complete God at overwatch who never backs down from a fight unless there is mountain dew and doritos involved.

That dude is such an Alternatrix, he's killing the other team...

by miniturfsoil November 22, 2017

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Alternative Model

A type of modeling in which models do not conform to more mainstream ideals of beauty. Instead they focus on different styles such as fetishist, goth, emo, punk, steampunk, fantasy, burlesque, grunge, sci-fi and many other various styles. It is generally the most eclectic style of modeling.

Some notable alternative models are Mosh and Dita Von Teese.

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019