almond rocks

(Slang) The male member, aka balls.

Tom was struck in the almond rocks by Carl.

by Mike Washington September 25, 2005

almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007

almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant

"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"

by impervious May 16, 2008

amoongus

When referring to something racially discriminatory towards Jewish people

Elliot is such an amoongus

by Fazesneaknut May 22, 2021

Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber

Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown

by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.

Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."

by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012