The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.
Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.
by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017
Get the Alert Readymug. Used in numerous cases where the only reasonable response can be a bruh alert. Bruh moment substitute for when its a real bruh situation.
Mike: Yo I forgot to cancel my free subscription and got charged 100 bucks for hello fresh
Jeff: Bruh Alert
Jeff: Bruh Alert
by matt19 August 18, 2023
Get the bruh alertmug. Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!
by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug. "Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."
by HectorVector April 27, 2022
Get the Amber alertmug. Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!
by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021
Get the Shitter Alertmug. The look you make when you're stunned by an experience, and you're face is frozen, with your eyes wide open.
by bluetigerman May 4, 2018
Get the stun alertmug. A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment
An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!
by JusticeLeagueSparrow May 27, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug.