Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”

Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.

by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023

Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

by wetjim53 February 13, 2020

Chubby Albert

Your friendly neighbourhood broccoli

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli

by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.

Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"

by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022