Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Albert Pan

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

by ilovepan February 18, 2019

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Albert camus

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.

"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"

by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022

Albert Aretz

The hottest man on earth, I start to drool when he appears on my screen. It's insane.

"omg, my new crush is albert aretz!! hes so🤭🤭🤭"

by the silly June 10, 2023

hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Alberta

scenery wise, alberta looks like colordo, with the towering rockies in the west and flat plains in the east. edmonton and calgary are the 2 biggest cities, and they hate each other. alberta is the texas of canada. much more consevative than any other province, and sitting on oil riche$

alberta is rolling in the dough from their oil excavation.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008