alaira

Alaira is a perfectly awesome, beautiful, sweet, caring, competitive, strong, weird girl. She really loves sports especially soccer. She isn't too girly but she is a little. She has two sides one of them is a sweet, caring, sensitive side and the other is a competitive, strong, free willing, bad ass. She is the best friend anyone could ask for.

Look at Alaira she is a really good soccer player.

by Music is my life #31 December 27, 2013

australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.

Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

false alarm

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.

I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.

by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007

alarm shock

The feeling you get when you wake up on your day off work; on the weekend; or a public holiday as early as you would for work. Generally the alarm clock is off and there is no sound, but you still hear it for some annoying reason.

Of course you don't realise you can stay in bed all morning and for some moment feel like you never got any sleep at all.

Though, upon realisation (and falling back asleep) you feel better then if you woke up to your girlfriend fucking you. (well maybe not if shes good!)

Argh, I had alarm shock this morning and couldn’t' get back to sleep!

by Shizman September 26, 2007

Allura

The most wonderful person you will ever meet! She is kind,pretty,funny,and smart! She is loved by everybody!

Allura is so funny!

by Ka-RazyDogLady October 29, 2016

Alart

The alert before farting.

Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.

by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013

Nature's Alarm Clock

Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.

Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."

by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006