After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.

Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"

by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017

After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.

Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.

by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015

getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.

Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.

by LifeSavr June 14, 2017

After Foam

The Creamy Mixture of fanny batter and semen which congregate around a vagina after sex.

I shagged her and left her covered in after foam.

by Fack off I’m not doing it November 20, 2019

After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

by TundraBoy September 13, 2017

After while

Southern slang for something happening later on.

I'm in the mood for some chicken. Why don't we head on up to Hodak's after while?

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007