5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022

angler affect

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.

A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.

by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016

The Movie Theatre Affect

When you're listening to 50's music in your headphones at a very low volume and suddenly get the feeling that you're sitting in a movie theater before the previews and there is light music playing in the background as you talk to your friends.

Whoa I think I'm experiencing The Movie Theatre Affect.

by BorkDog September 12, 2019

harambe affect

not caring about someone or something unless it's gone or dead

you can tell the harambe affect took place when David Bowie died

by NONHACKERINFIDEL November 29, 2016

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

cost affective disorder

An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.

"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"

by duitbrains June 12, 2014

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025