Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".

I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

by themasterb8er March 6, 2020

adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017

Adult Lifestyle

When you've forgotten how important it is to have fun and be a kid, to play.

Taking life too seriously.

"Bro, all that work has made you a serious, fat, angry , lard ass. Seems like you're living the adult lifestyle"

by emergion June 23, 2016

Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019

adult dark

The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.

Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"

Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"

by orangek October 8, 2011

Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..

Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..

by Zanetree October 3, 2018

Theater adults

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues

Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023